Mount Boogermore Ch. 1

Not too long ago, in a place very close by, lived two little boys, and they were best friends.  They did EVERYTHING together, usually stupid things, because, well, they were stupid.  I'd tell you how they got their names, Poopsie and Jessica, but that's a whole another story, and to tell you now would be cheatin'.

Well, these boys LOVED to have adventures!  Every day, they would go out and try to have an adventure, which usually ended with somebody having to clean up a BIG mess.

One day, Poopsie's Mom said, "Poopsie, we're going on a vacation this summer, and maybe you would like to have Jessica come with us."  Poopsie jumped up and down and yelled "ALL RIGHT!", and ran out the door to tell his best friend.  Daddy will have to fix the door later.

"Jessica!"  He cried when he got to his friends house, which was right next door, "you get to come on vacation with me!"  Jessica smiled really big.  "All riiight!"  he yelled (they always yell).  "Where are we going?"  He asked.  "I don't know, some stoopid place where they have a bunch of pictures of old people in a mountain.  I think it's called Mount Buttmore."  "That sounds stoopid", said Jessica, "who would want to see a bunch of pictures in a mountain?"  "I know," said Poopsie, "but we're going to the mountains.  We can have adventures there!"  "Yeah," yelled Jessica, "we can get lost again.  Remember the last time, when your Dad told us to get lost?"  Poopsie smiled.  "Yep.  That was AWESOME, especially when they sent out a helicopter, and we got to ride in it!"

I told you the boys weren't very smart.

Well, after a very LONG wait, the next morning it was time to go on their adventure!  Poopsie's Dad said, "You boys get in the back.  We'll sit up front."  The boys looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.  Poopsie's Dad can be so stupid.  Everyone knows you need to have a flashlight when you get in the back.  So, Poopsie went in the house and got a flashlight, and then both of the boys got in the back of the car.

Poopsie's Mom came out, looked in the car, and asked Dad:  "Where are those boys?"  "I thought you told them to get in the car."  The boys giggled.  Their Mom was playing hide and seek again, and pretending she didn't know where the boys were.  "I don't know," said Dad.  "I told them to get in the back.  Maybe they're in the house."  The boys covered their mouths, trying very hard not to laugh.  Their parents were so stupid.

After a while, Mom came back out.  "They're not in the house.  Where are they?"  The boys could hardly contain themselves.  Dad go out of the car and yelled, "boys, get over here, right now!  We need to go!"  Poopsie and Jessica couldn't help themselves any more, and CRACKED UP.  Dad heard a strange noise coming from the back of the car.  He got out the keys, and opened up the trunk.  "Hi, Dad!",  cried Poopsie.  "You found us exactly where you told us to go!  In the back of the car!  You're so dumb!"

"Yeah", sighed Poopsie's Dad.  "sometimes I feel that way."

End of Part One.

Note to parents:  Boys do stupid things.  It's up to you to point out the stupidity of locking yourself in the trunk of the car.